The Official
WoW Ultimate Power
Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about WoW, THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT.  This site is awesome.    My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about WoW.  This game is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    WoW is a computer game.

2.    WoW is fun ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of WoW is to flip out and kill the alliance and horde.

Weapons and gear:

Glowing sword thingie                   Big orange sword thingie   

Hammer with teeth thingie

Testimonial:

Wow characters can kill anyone they want!  WoW players cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this WoW player who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the WoW player killed the whole town.  My friend Jesse said that he saw a WoW player totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that WoW players have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

WoW is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This game is totally awesome and that's a fact.  WoW players are fat, greasy, cool, smelly, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start beta next year.  I love WoW with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with WoW?

A: WoW is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand its cool, but on the other hand, WoW is totally awesome.

Q: I heard that WoW players are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, WoW players can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do WoW players do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent eating twinkies, but sometime they play chess.  (Ask Jesse if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of two WoW players totally showing off their hot bods.

They are really two fat guys in real life,

which isnt very bragable.